Sunday, June 7, 2009

The Properties Of A Good Grehounde

" A Grehound shold be heeded lyke a snake
And neckyd lyke a drake,
Footed lyke a catte,
Tayllyd lyke a ratte,
Syded lyke a teme,
And chynyd lyke a beme.
The fyrst- yere he must lerne to fede,
The 'second yere to felde him lede,
The thyrde yere he is felowe lyke,
The fourth yere there is none syke,
The fyfth yeare he is good enough,
The syxte yere he shall hold the plough,
The seventh yere he woll avaylle
Grete bytches for to assaylie,
The eygthe yere licke ladyll,
The nynthe yere cartsadyll ;
And when he is comyn to that yere
Have him to the tannere,
For the best Hounde that ever bytche had
At nynthe yere he is full badde. "

Extract from "The Booke of St. Alban's" by Dame Juliana Berners


A similar shorter proverb:

" The Shape of a good Greyhound.
A head like a snake, a neck like a drake,
A back like a beam, a belly like a bream,
A foot like a cat, a tail like a rat. "

3 comments:

Ditch Shitter said...

"The 'second yere to felde him lede, "

Or, as half the summer hare lamping, forum taught, Dog wrecking Fr(w)ankers of the likes of THL would have it ....?

" At eight months, wrecked, from a mate ye'll buy him. And on the way home on fox ye'll try him. And if on three he cannot succeed? Ye'll end that night with an empty lead. "

Now, excuse me whilst I go and smash my head against the wall!

Goodnight!

Snake Mouth said...
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Snake Mouth said...

Hi Ditch,
That little rhyme you made is so true! (unfortunately).
One of the reasons I find so many broken legged, worn out hound pups abandoned around here.
There arent many good sighthound men anymore, such a shame.